Lil Ole Me

So my best friends got people wanting him left right and center.
My sister's got guys wanting her left right and center.

All of my friends have got people wanting them left right and yet again center.

Me.....I HAD! one she stalked me until I couldn't take it anymore and kindly asked her to leave me alone which she has. So now I've not got anyone on my left right or center, real ego booster right there.
deary deary me I'm a depressive fuck without any sleep!