Funny Things i forget to write about :)

So i always say omg this is so going on my blog later...and then forget well i remember a few :) so ima write them, people prob wont find it funny but i did and the other person do so :D

• I was roung lauras and she got out some chicken bites i ate a few...whilst eating one she was like your not a veggie are you, i was like clearly not im eating chicken she was like oh good haha...then got out these cheese and HAM! toastie...she was like well if you were you could eat these anyway...i just looked at her and was like ham is meat...she then replied is it....."10secs wait" Oh yehhh haha why did i say that! (she was under the infulence)
• Waking up round lauras on the settee and went we went to bed she said that her sister could wake us up as she has school in the morrow, so in the morning i just wake up automatically look around her living room and her sisters sitting on the end of the sette eating her cereal just looking at me we both laughed and i feel back to sleep :)
• He went ape...he went gorilla...he went monkey, hahahaha!! it was just a had to be there!
• On the coach to frankenstein i was sitting by alex and as usual me and him were being annoying lil bums to each other and i kepy swearing at him just with hand gestures but only my mid finger...the first time i did he licked it i was like ewwwalex! the second time he did it he put my finger in his mouth i was like ouch cause he was bitting the bottom and licking it...the third time i did it he grabbed my hand and put my whole hand in his mouth..i got scared so opened up my fist to an open hand then tried taking it out...it was obv stuck so i put it back in to a fist a bought it back out...i had teeth marks braces marks and salvia all over my hand! hes sucha tramp :)

I think that maybe it...for now mwahahahahaa :P